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Pissy Protector shorts
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two protectors for your pissy bits - they might hang out of these teeny shorts, but everyone will feel too threatened to say anything mean
jean cut-off booty shorts, machine washable
handmade & the only one of it's kind
sizing & material:
waist: 24"
hips: 36"
inseam: 2"
length: 9"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is not guaranteed : This is a secondhand, hand-chopped, pair of denim shorts with bleach stains. but washed & machine washable cold
art is created to be destroyed, for you to re-create & give new life. - No Returns : it is what it is